Photo: Eurovision 2015

Ireland rocks at Eurovision. With seven wins since the birth of the most over-the-top singing contest, the country is actually the most successful at it. So, congrats...?

But Ireland has lost its Euro-mojo, as it's failed to reach the top five since 1997. Will this year's contestant Molly Sterling — at 16 years old, the youngest ever participant for Ireland — get the country back on track? 

We're a little confused by the meaning of her song "Playing With Numbers" — and apparently so is she: "I was playing with the numbers and I didn't know what it meant." Come on Molly, TELL US WHAT THE NUMBERS MEAN!

Our guesses: 

- The song is about an amnesic accountant;

- or about someone who bought a Euromillion ticket but then forgot;

- or about trying to become a math teacher in China;

- or about misplacing a large sum of money (which would coincidentally explain why Molly is now singing alone in a shitty warehouse).

Our vote:

Does it make you want to visit that country? 1.75/10

Was there enough glitter? 2.25/10

Ok to quit your day job? 1.5/10

OVERALL AVERAGE: 1.37/10

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